9/26/2023 0 Comments Please tell me in a few sentences why i should hire you over the 2 other candidates.![]() I’ll be starting tomorrow.Ģ7.Because I’m incredibly lazy and that makes me very good at creating efficiencies and automating things.Ģ9. You came here to try to understand why you’ve made that choice. You didn’t come here to make a choice, you’ve already made it. I need beer money and this job is piss easy.Ģ6. Because, I’ll never give you up, let you down, I’ll never run around and hurt you, I’ll never make you cry, say goodbye, again, I’ll never run around, or desert you.Ģ5. If you don’t, I will spoil Endgame for you.Ģ4. If you don’t, I’ll come into work and do the job anyway.Ģ0.Y’all’re desperate as hell for warm bodies, right? Check my temperature and see if I’m warm.Ģ1.Because you won’t have the smallest dick in the company…Ģ3. Because I know what you did last summer.ġ9. You just want to know if I know why, to see if you can low-ball the offer.ġ8. Because if you don’t then another person just like me will continue the trend because of how common I am.ġ6. Because I am willing to exchange services for funds.ġ5. Because you seem like smart people and you’ll make the right decision.ġ4. We’ll figure that out together if you hire me.ġ3. Because I would like to acquire currency.ġ2.I don’t know, and you don’t know. I’m happy to do things for money.ġ0.Maybe you shouldn’t, I don’t know the other people applying.ġ1. I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.ĩ.I want money. Because you can’t afford not to, given my penchant for arson.Ĩ. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. If you don’t want me I will take down your sign because it’s wrong.ĥ. Because you put up a sign saying you needed people with exactly my experiences and credentials in this position. Because the you from twenty years into the future hasn’t jumped back in time to tell you that you shouldn’t.Ĥ. Because I need money and you need employees.ģ. Because if you don’t hire me, your replacement will.Ģ.
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